“Four Dimensional Chess” With Doughnuts, Doorknobs and Dickheads.

Political Satire – Oh, How I Wish That Were True

Patrimonial rule seems to be returning under the guise of a government. Unfortunately for the world, a system where the ‘ruler’s power’ is based on personal authority, rather than formal rules, requires a working mind capable of entertaining some sort of plan.

In the case of his Lordship, Lord Chaos, he has no knowledge of a plan. He is called a transactionalist, when in reality, he is simply the Lord of Chaos. Chaos theory, is a mathematical theory that studies how small changes can have big effects on the future of a system.

Trump’s theory goes far beyond chaos. I think of it as the ‘twilight zone’ effect. Where surreal changes in mindless musings are splattered all across the geopolitical world by those I call, doughnuts and doorknobs.

Doughnuts, are those without the mental acuity to determine what is fact from fiction. Particularly when one has a belief in ‘alternate facts’, such that there is no place of normalcy or stasis. It’s a state whereby, if you want to get there, any arbitrary alternate fact will do. These, minions of mindlessness provide support for the Lord of Chaos, usually holding positions in his retinue, formerly held by statesmen, but without intelligence, charm, ability or shame.

Doorknobs, on the other hand are the ‘actors’ for the Lord of Chaos. They willfully and with purpose turn the screws on the doors that impede ignorance, arrogance and stupidity, never actually having any realization that they are useless in any other capacity. Happily doing the work of destruction.

Which leaves us with Dickheads. Dickheads are the most evil and nefarious of the Triad of Turbulence. They know they are sowing damage and destruction, to institutions, people, families and society, but their aim is to destroy, not to create. Tearing down is so much more fun in any event. You don’t have to have skill, knowledge, capability or intelligence. You simply have to have the will to do so.

So now, we have all the main players clearly defined in the diorama of lunacy.

It has already begun, with the Lord of Chaos attacking friends and allies, while cuddling up to dictators and plutocrats around the globe.

We will have the opportunity to watch irrationality in its primal form, combined with great great Lord-like levels of activity within a hyperactive family of drug dependent shrews.

I can hardly wait…