J.D. Vance – King of the Fat Wankers
An Australian state leader has found the perfect appellation for J. D. Vance, America’s illustrious ignorant Vice President.
He’s “a Knob”.
Yes folks, finally, someone got it exactly right
J.D. Vance is certainly, a knob.
But not just any knob. No,of course not. Some knobs actually have a purpose.
J.D. the Knob, does not. He is simply placed into situations where at the most unacceptable and improper time, he will interject his own hate, anger and general disdain for anyone who is actually notable, intelligent, valued, honest, reliable, trustworthy and competent. Essentially anyone who is his polar opposite.
I now have infinite respect for Mr. Cook. A man of few words, but with a concise appreciation for the English language and its precise descriptive ability.
Should I ever be in Australia Mr. Cook, I shall announce to the bar my affection for Australians and the manner by which they put American wankers in their place.
Kudos Mr. Cook and good on ya, mate.


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