www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/07/south-carolina-firing-squad-execution
Political Satire? Hardly…
You know America, your depravity is reaching new heights. Maybe you could have a national lottery where one lucky Republican gets to pull the lever allowing the guillotine to fall and watch as someone’s head rolls into a basket?
Today you killed a convict in South Carolina by firing squad. Excellent. Sure made the point, right?
Well, I think you can do better America. There’s money to be made here.
Fox could broadcast it as a new sport, maybe even replace Monday Night Football, eh? I mean, can you just imagine the ratings? Maybe have special event nights, where Republican members of Congress can do the play by play, and then descend to a podium where they wear their MAGA cap and a new red cape that reads, “Make America Dead Again”.
Oh so much winning. Are we not truly entertained. Maybe we can get a Fox presenter to run around the stage carrying the head by its hair? Eh, what a show America. What an amazing show.
And after each one, a golden mane, just for the edification of the boss, placed around the skull? Yeah…cool eh America?
America: Build a wall, all the way around your asylum. Make it grand, make it big, electrify it, have a moat filled with great white sharks, fed immigrants, maybe even the one’s trying to get out, right? And then, just beyond bouncing Betty antipersonnel minefields. Wow…what a challenge, eh?
Soon, you’ll be shooting people trying to get out.
What fun…what joy America.
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