All Hail the Newly Designated ‘North Korea of the North’

MAGA Moron Mouths Off

Barely Political Satire

Thank You Supreme Leader, on behalf of Canadians.

Your ability to unite Canadians against America has never been so competent or so profound.

We in Canada, now designated by Supreme Leader Magamouth as the North Korea of the North, and the “Nastiest Nation” appreciate your highly intelligent discourse and the evidence, apparently, of America’s advanced educational prowess in the form of the Supreme Mouthpiece.

Never has a 500 word vocabulary been so erudite and effusive in such a sociopathic way.

In response, hopefully, soon, Canada can commit to becoming the next nuclear pariah. As the ‘so-called communist liberal’s of the North’ whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean, we take great pride in becoming anathema to America.

And seeing as agreements mean squat to America, the nuclear non-proliferation treaty should be one of them. Canada will procure nuclear weapons from France for our future submarines to assure Canadians that the threat from an unstable sociopath and his dictatorship remain contained to the south.

Thank you Mr. Putin-light;

“Death to the Communist Great White North and future 51st state.”

Oh, but it does have a rather irrational and indefinable quality to that particular characterization by your mentally challenged boy wonder.

Nothing like integrating 41.5 million communist liberal’s into America, right?

Well this one is travelling to the Gulf of American Arrogance for a holiday at a genuinely communist country, where I’m sure I’ll be welcomed with loving arms.

Dasvidaniya, Great American Megamouth.

Never fear, I shall not spend one Canadian Ruble in America.

(But, in my absence, we have dancing girls awaiting your invasion, oh radiant one.)

For I, the great liberal communist of Canada shall never again darken the doorway of an American enclave. You can paint all the doorways in sheep’s blood in loving protection of America’s blessed orange mango leader, — but it’s a waste of time.

You see, no one is coming. We really want nothing from America, except your indifference.

Feel free to stay away in droves.

It shall make for a very peaceful and beautiful summer, here, I’m sure.