A Satirical Consideration for the Conclave in Waiting
Well, that didn’t take long, did it?
Trump wants an American pope.
Well hallelujah.
Strange though, Vance met the Pope yesterday, and he died.
I suppose it was all the good vibes he oozed from his pores, eh Vance?
I mean, such a pious, honest and upstanding man as Vance, right?
Yup, the final coersion America.
How about a new Giliad rule for the ages.
Thou must contribute 20% after taxes to the “American Pope’s Purse”.
Yup…
An American pope. Maybe you can find one from Boston who is an abuser, and make him Pope, right?
Someone with all of the values and amazing human attributes of Trump.
Make sure you get one that is a pathological liar, thief, convicted felon, and rapist. Let’s get one that has no values whatsoever, okay? I mean, why start out with expectations, — let’s get right into the larceny, thievery and immorality.
Let’s change the ten commandments to the, eight recommendations or the eight considerations or the eight remote possibilities, or institute a new list of the eight liklihoods, instead.
First, for the rules (exempting any preemption by the Supreme), now the Not So Supreme Court.
Thou shalt not get caught;
Lying, (umm…right)
Raping (damn, been there done that)
Stealing (by the time I was three, oops)
Coveting (geez, look at that….nice)
Murdering ( I can’t say, it was dark and it happened so fast)
Bearing false witness, (oh, that ship has sailed, bigly), and;
Thou shalt not invade another country on odd days.
Thou shalt not nuke another friend, unless they deserve it.
I know that Donald can’t even remember the others, so that’s irrelevant.
Yessir America.
An American Pope from Texas would be good.
The good book in one hand, and an AR 15 in the other.
Maybe America can deport all non-christians, (unless of course they’re cute, right).
In that case, give them a job in the west wing.
Nudge, nudge, nod, nod.
I think it’s time to flush and go wash my hands.
Too many pathogens in the air today.
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