After yesterday’s incredibly dangerous attack on Venezuela and Trump’s planned theft of over 300 billion barrels of oil, owned by Venezuelans, I am shocked at the silence.
The silence is deafening.
Where are Americans?
Were they all accidentally deported and now residing in El Salvador?
Have they all moved North of the 49th parallel?
Maybe they all went to Mexico and discovered that maybe the shit hole is where we, Americans who are acting so pompously, came from?
How about Congress? Are they all deaf, dumb and blind?
Maybe they’re all so far in the trough that they drowned?
Does the U.S. Congress even exist anymore?
Were they given a fat bank account in the Cayman Islands and have their bags packed waiting for a C5a at the airport?
Let’s face it America.
You are now a rogue state, no different than Russia.
No different than North Korea.
I’m envisioning a conversation held on a three way secure line in the White House. A conversation between Trump, Xinping and Putin.
I imagine it went something like this;
Trump:
“I just want you two to be the first to know. We’re taking over Venezuela tonight.”
Xi:
“You’re what?”
Trump:
” We’re taking over Venezuela, but you don’t have to be concerned, — there’s a good deal in it for you Xi and you too Vlad. You’ll all share, just like in the Godfather. Hey, I like that. Do you remember that line from the…oh, never mind. From now on call me, Godfather.”
Putin:
“Whatever, but what is dat you promise but don’t provide? You said, I could have ‘shit-hole’ Ukraine, but you don’t seem to be able to convince the Europeans. They don’t trust you Trumpty Dumpty.”
Trump:
“Well, they surprised me. I told them that you weren’t going to take all of Ukraine, but apparently, they don’t trust you or me.”
XI:
“What’s in this for me? You’re going to steal trillions. Meanwhile Vlad and I are just getting dribs and drabs. When do I get to take my province back?
Trump:
“Soon. I just have to convince a couple of more generals to get in line, that it will all work out in the end, — and then we can arrest all of those in Congress who haven’t seen the error of their ways yet.”
(They all laugh.)
Vlad:
“Well make it quick. The rabble are beginning to get pissed that Kyiv isn’t in the bag yet? Remember Trumpty Dumpty, — when this is over, I want the Arctic. All of it.”
Trump:
“Yeah, yeah, I hear you.”
“I’ll make sure that your assets aren’t frozen and provide you the money you need so that you can finally finish off Ukraine.”
Xi:
“Those bastards are a lot better than we thought they were.”
Vlad:
“It’s only a matter of time. Only a matter of time. And remember, I want my convictions overturned. I like’d that island in the Gulf of America. What did you call it? Epstein Isle?
Trump:
“Okay, okay….just hold on to your shorts. I’m sure I can work that out.”
“I just have to ensure the broad in jail is onboard.”
Tomorrow, the sun will come up on Trumpistan, and the Congress of America will go about their subservient ways, and all will be right with the world.
America the beautiful.
Sigh…
The true fascist and imperial power, ensuring ‘life, liberty and prosperity’ for the .01 percent, the fossil fuel industry and those who Trumpty Dumpty has guaranteed will survive the greatest theft in global history.
Besides, they have all the pictures. All the really good ones.
Yup, so much love.
It was absolutely everywhere.
Trump:
“Little Marco, — he took it so well. I think he pee’d himself with glee. Yes, Little Marco can barely stand it. Lord Chancellor of Venezuela…what an honour.”
“So comrades? (They again laugh in unison)
“What’s next, hmm?
This all would border on funny if it were satire on a stage. But it isn’t. This IS America today, and all of us who reside outside it, adjacent, no longer find this even vaguely comical. We are going to arm ourselves, stop trade with America and prepare to defend our country.
We no longer want anything to do with the Kingdom of Trumpistan.
That may sound unlikely. Personally, I beg to differ.
Citizens in Canada are arming themselves and preparing to stop thieves from entering our country.
Xi Xinping and Vladimir Putin are toasting America Imperialism tonight.
They have both been given free license and a green light to do whatever the hell they want in their own backyards, and America has no moral or ethical basis to say a peep.
Yup… Greed is good, and weaker countries are just suckers, or so goes the sentiment in Washington.
Well, do know this.
If Americans invade Canada, Americans will also feel massive pain in the process.
That is fucking guaranteed.
And so it goes. And so it goes…and so will you soon…I suppose.
Roll credits…
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