Political Editorial Opinion
This morning, Child in Chief of the U.S. stated to the other nations of the world that ‘they should go get their own oil.’
Well little Donnie, sit down, take off your pointy cap and understand one simple thing. Hey Donnie Boy – PAY ATTENTION SON, I realize you’ve got horrid ADHD, not to mention syphilitic dementia, but that was of your doing.
They (all of those once allies) were getting their own oil, until some American dullard and his band of thieves decided they would flex their gonads one more time and start a war.
I guess being at war 93% of your existence, isn’t enough, eh America?
Apparently the arrogant, ignorant child and his “God of the Rear Guard of War”, who started this fiasco of greed and death in the gulf, doesn’t realize that the U.S. uses 20.46 million barrels of oil per day, and produces 13.68 million barrels, creating a significant shortfall of 6.78 million barrels per day.
You threatened, then invaded Venezuela for its oil, but like the moron you are, didn’t realize that their infrastructure will take ‘years’ to bring it back online, so, “Ephiphany – Let’s Invade Iran and Steal Their Oil!”
You’re an absolute gift Donnie. Hopefully one that gets opened with very sharp instrument sometime soon.
I’d settle for making you the ultimate Piñata to be opened by a Gau 19 .50 mini-gun on May Day.
Does the Corrupt King of Trumpistan think that the 6.78 million barrels per day is delivered by his Evangelical Fundamentalist Xenophobic God solely for his personal consumption, or is it possible that the Chief Thief and his plutocrats sole purpose for attacking Iran was he didn’t have enough oil due to the fact that ‘green renewables’ in the U.S. were thought to be the recycling bins you use?
No Donnie. Wind, Solar, Tidal and Geothermal might have served you better, but of course you and your crony kleptocrats don’t own those do you?
Well Donnie…if Iran sets fire to the fields in Qatar, the UAE and Saudi Arabia, America will be fracking under your fucking ballroom for oil.
The Don and Petty Petey Show has illustrated the total strategic ability of this administration to plan. Logic, rationality, and intelligence, in either form, would likely have assisted America immensely, but that fucking ship tried to sail through the Strait of Hormuz and was instantly set on fire.
What a plan America.
Maybe someone should tel the King of Hubris and Ignorance that he has created a global energy problem, and that due to his own stupidity and murder of the Iranian regime, he has replaced the hardliners of Iran with the extremely hardliners of Iran.
Kudos, you moron.
Maybe when this debacle is over and the U.S. comes out of its depressions in ten years, the U.S. will have another opinion about regime change.
I don’t.
I think it’s time that the regime in Washington be deposed, excised, removed or made into vapourware at the earliest opportunity.
Oh, and one little aside, that may be of value to your deep understanding of global strategic planning.
You get 1/3 of your oil from the good graces of your neighbours, but with any luck, not for long you dipshit.
Canada sends you 4.4 million barrels a day of oil, so…
“Maybe it’s time you go get your own oil…indefinitely.”
Maybe if you refine all that shit that’s on your face, you’ll have enough Donnie.


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