Political Satire or Just The Market Reacting to a Dickhead
Overnight in Germany, nine Tesla’s apparently self–immolated. Five within five minutes. Apparently something is wrong with Teslas. And the proof is in the number of apparent spontaneous combustions taking place.
Personally, I wonder if Canada, as it thaws, won’t see the same unfortunate circumstance occur here. It would seem that the fault lies with Elon Musk himself. Already an unwelcome figure in Europe, not to mention the rest of the free world outside America, his right wing populist views seem to have discouraged almost all potential Tesla customers.
And now that buying a Tesla may result in its self-combustion, many more prospective buyers seem interested in cars that don’t appear to suffer from the same fate.
A sticker is being sold in Germany in an effort to prevent future immolations. It reads, “I bought this before Elon went crazy.”
The problem is that few seem to buy that, no pun intended. There are many who believe that Musk was crazy, long before his recent foray into space, and his doing government time, or hid dogeboy service.
As of today, year over year, net income for Tesla is down 70.77%. His net profit margin is down 71.4%, operating income down 23.3% and the net change in cash is down an astronomical 423.37%.
I didn’t realize that number was even possible. Oh wait, I forgot Donald’s Atlantic City Casino. I take that back.
It would seem that Tesla has about as much popularity worldwide as Dogeboy’s role in government.
Tesla’s stock price is down 40%, and in China, where Tesla must actually compete and is not protected by his stable genius, sales fell 49% in February, and steeply declined in Europe.
For Tesla owners, (assuming you actually pay attention to something besides Fox), your best bet is likely to sell your Tesla now, before things get infinitely worse.
Who wants a car that you can’t sell anyway?
Well it should be easy to get rid of. I hear they self-immolate so make sure you have the comprehensive insurance package.
Just be out of town when it happens.
Just sayin…
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