“Things are Going Very Well”

Political Satire

If Trump were a pilot, his plane would have just crashed, killing everyone aboard, except the pilot.

His response,

“I think it’s going very well. The plane is on the ground, and I walked away, — so on balance, any flight you walk away from is … really good.”

Meanwhile, the 300 passengers, being exhumed from the crash site, had no comment.

Meanwhile, the FAA, dismantled by the current administration, are suggesting that the plane manufacturer was at fault.

This is the analogy for what transpired today.

Trump is an idiot, who has gone bankrupt six times. Six times America.

Yet, you trust him?

Not to mention that the sociopath is a pathological liar.

That instills a ton of confidence. Right?

The average American is now $2200.00 poorer, just from today.

You have four years of this shit coming America.

Ian Dunt, a columnist for the British Publication iNews, found himself aghast at the economic self-destruction Trump is levelling on America, stating,

“This is what empires look like when they fall… This might be the stupidest single thing any of us will ever see. It is stupid in every way: presentationally, intellectually, politically, methodologically, morally and of course economically. The word stupid doesn’t really suffice for the full level of idiocy we’ve now reached.”

Are you not entertained?

Three trillion dollars was wiped off the books of American companies, today.

Just today.

But, hell America. You’re winning. You’re fucking winning?

You morons.

I can’t wait until inflation reaches 10-12% and your mortgage company forecloses because your company has closed.

Soon, the only possible place America will be selling anything, is in America, and, let’s face it, that won’t be happening either.

But, hey. You can probably get a job with the U.S. military, because America will undoubtedly be at war with someone in days.

America has been at war for 93% of its existence. It’s usually a great distraction when your kids go off to be killed in some foreign war.

Oh, the pride. My son or my daughter was killed in Iran.

Praise be.

Only a nation devoid of reason, rationality, intelligence and honour would do what America has done, and is doing.

My hope is that America goes into a depression, and Americans revolt against a kleptocratic thief and liar in the name of Donald J. Trump.

So much fucking winning America.

So much fucking winning.