Social Media Screening by the U.S.

Or, How To Ensure No One is Coming, Not Even Santa…and Oh, Happy Holidays

Trump’s narcissism and insecurity just put an end to most, if not all of the World’s travellers, who might have considered going to the Unites States, be it for a sports event or simply for a vacation visit.

I can only speak for myself, but I have railed against Trump’s actions to friends, family and the general social media sphere about how much I detest Donald J. Trump.

I’m pretty sure that I’m not alone.

So, were I to actually decide, as irrationally and ludicrously as that might be, to actually decide to enter the United States, the Border Patrol on Immigration and Naturalization Service in the United States would want and expect me to provide them with 5 years of my social media posts?

Are you kidding? Seriously?

Anyone travelling to the U.S. could likely be refused, or worse, based on a simple statement of discontent with America or Donald J. Trump.

As that pertains to me, I suppose I can save the Border Patrol a whole lot of time and effort.

“I hate Donald J. Trump, and I don’t trust America, period.”

Now that we’ve straightened that contentious issue out, if you happen to consider being a visitor and you have made any statements that are anti-religious, anti-evangelical, anti-America or Anti-American policies, such as deportation, emigration terror or anti-racism rants that happen to have been projected against the United States, its agencies, departments or personnel, then I suppose you should travel to anywhere but the U.S.

One wouldn’t want to end up detained, like a number of Canadians have been, or worse, shipped to some shithole prison in Guatemala, simply because you called Donald J. Trump a rapist, criminal felon, pathological liar, racist, misogynist, kleptocrat or autocratic twat.

Not that I would do that, nearly as often in the future, should he resign of course.

Anyway, on behalf of all of Canada, I’d like to thank Donald J. Trump for providing the impetus for Canadians to never again visit the United States.

Thanks Donald, we truly appreciate your concern for our well-being.

Happy Festivus from the best of us.