Dick Tator Land

In keeping with Trump’s desire to rename different bodies of water around the world, I thought it might well be time for the world to begin renaming those specific locations that illustrate the state of play on exhibit.

I think Florida should be renamed “Dick Tator Land”, as it seems that Dick Tators and would-be Dick Tators thrive in its heat and humidity.

Like the reticulated python, Dick Tators seem to thrive there, on a diet of wealthy, alzheimer induced citizens and their progeny, which apparently frequent pools of water and slither out of the state at the earliest opportunity should the temperature drop below 65 fathrenheit.

Now that the Gulf of Mexico, still known as the Gulf of Mexico to those outside of Trumpistan, has not been either relocated or renamed and only one sycophant and his media outlet have taken to the renaming, there are so many more locations in, or offshore America that should obviously be renamed.

Washington, should become, “Oligarchville”, Texas as “Redneckland” and Miami as “Hurricaneville”.

I’m sure that without any difficulty you will find it possible to rename any number of American cities which more aptly describe the location or its values.

So many places, so little time.

Soon, no one will have to guess anymore where a given location is, because we’ll all know automatically where someone is, simply by the appellation.

Amuse yourself by providing new names for previously unknown locations.

It will make the next four years veritably ‘fly by’.

May the force be wtih you.

Trumpistan awaits…”note the clicking of boot heels” heard across the land…