Excellent America. You now have verifiable proof that your pathetically ignorant and childish leadership has no idea what the fuck it’s doing.
As if anyone outside America ever had any doubts.
No strategy, no plan, just pure arrogance and six year old statements like the one noted above, stated in front of Japan’s new Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi.
During a White House meeting on March 19, 2026, President Donald Trump made a controversial remark to Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi, referencing the 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor. He said, “Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor, okay?” This comment, intended to justify his decision not to inform allies before a military strike on Iran, visibly unsettled Takaichi, who maintained diplomatic composure.
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/19/congress-braces-for-200b-iran-war-request-00835914
Yessir America, you really have that ‘soft power’ down. No, I’m not talking about Trump’s views on rape and incest, no, no. This is all about things the U.S. might do ‘instead of completely obliterating’ another country, which America is so want to do.
I know, it’s hard America. So many shit holes, so many bombs, so little time.
And of course, with all that ‘hard power’ there must have been a clearly defined aim for what the U.S. decided and continues to do in the Gulf, right?
Let’s see…hmmm.
It’s not about regime change, because that failed.
- It’s not about acquiring 900 lbs of enriched uranium, because that failed.
- It’s not about liberating Iranians, because that has failed.
- It’s not about gaining consensus from Allies because, you never talked to them.
- It’s not about your ‘completely obliterating Iran’s ballistic missiles’, because two of them hit Qatar’s Gas field yesterday, doing so much damage that Qatar claims it will take 4-5 years to repair ,
Kudos America. Great fucking plan.
But, help is on the way Iranians. Can you hear those F-35’s over your heads? America has arrived, again. Just like it helped Afghanis, Syrians, Kurds and Iraqi’s.
Awesome.
So if it has nothing to do with actually accomplishing anything except causing death and devastation, then who does Trump’s Spring Vacation Excursion help?
The fossil fuel producers, for sure. Oil hit $119 a barrel today. Regular Gas, here in Vancouver was at;
No America, that’s not 219.9 a gallon, that’s a LITRE of gas, which means gas now costs $8.79 a gallon, courtesy of “Drill Baby Drill Trump”. So for an average family, it means that if they drive 1200 miles a month and their vehicle gets 30 miles to the gallon, they’ll burn 40 gallons of gas at $8.79 a gallon or $351.60 a month. So what if they have two cars, or they have a truck that gets them 20 mpg and a long commute, which means they’re likely driving a lot more than 1200 miles a month?
Who cares, right? It’s a small price to pay to be ‘tippy top’, right? Assuming of course any of us know what the fuck tippy-top even means to Donnie Dunbledorf.
He and his family have stolen about 5 billion dollars from America, in just a year, so maybe that’s what topping off the tippy means. Small price to pay for such a competent, intelligent, honest and caring government, right?
Not to mention that if America’s war on rationality and reason continues for months, the 200 billion U.S. dollars may well be 500 billion dollars, as CNN today said that at the current rate of military expenditure this will last, maybe, 3 months?
Who cares anyway? It’s a minor probable 50% overage in the military budget for 2026. No biggie. America has tons of room fiscally, right?
By the end of Dumbfuck’s term, America’s national debt will likely exceed 44 trillion. Hopefully that instills so much confidence in America that U.S. treasuries don’t get dumped globally, — and that figure just became 52.8 trillion.
But hey… that means fuck all.
Ooo-rah! America will be tippy top, except for a few minor things, like health care, education, your investments, your 401K, and when the AI bubble explodes?
Lots of Ooo-rahs to go around then, for sure.
America Has Burned All Its Bridges
There’s the minor issue that your once allies, are no more. They will likely be so pleased with the US that they will tell America to get the hell out of their countries, in Europe, the U.K., and around the world.
America has now alienated the entire world. First, it was global tariffs, then Greenland, then NATO, then helping Russia in its war against Ukraine by taking the sanctions off Russian oil. Excellent Donnie, fucking excellent.
Maybe you should just send the U.S. military to help Russia. I’m sure Vlad will polish all your personal software if you do Donnie. And just think of all the billionaire families that own America’s military industrial complex like Boeing, Lockheed, General Dynamics, Douglas, etc., etc., I’ll bet they’re just besides themselves with concern about ‘another fucking American war’, eh?
I mean it’s only been 93% of America’s existence spent on war. Surely you can get that figure to 97 or 98% if you really try, right?
I mean, there’s Cuba, Columbia, Guyana (oohhh…12 billion more barrels of low-sulphur sweet crude to put on your seafood or steal, and shit, they’ll be a pushover Donnie.)
Soon, I’m pretty sure that the EU, Canada, Britain, Korea, Japan, Australia and New Zealand will be places Americans won’t be abler to travel to, never mind be ‘welcome’.
But big deal. The world is overrated anyway right, Donnie?
Shit holes, all shit holes.
Just send in the US military.
Besides, the God of Rear Guard Warfare over at the Pentagon, is ready. He’s absolutely fucking ready.
But today, God said, “It takes money to kill bad guys.”
I agree. A .30-06 or .308 round is getting to be expensive. It might cost at least $50 CDN to fix all our problems with the bad guys.
Then, we could get on with our lives and work to ensure that we need ‘absolutely nothing’ (as Donnie has so often stated) forever from the United States.
Then we can start sending our 4.1 billion barrels of oil a day, our aluminum, our potash, our gas, our minerals, our hydroelectric power, etc., etc.
Nothing America needs folks.
Stay tuned for America to cause the global economy to crash.
Tippy top America…Tippy Top.
It sure as hell is looking like it.
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