Trump ‘Begs’ Iran For Peace

We all know that Donald J. Trump lies like he breathes, —-unfortunately on both counts.

By Photomotoman

Political Editorial Opinion With Maybe a Pinch of Satire

Donald J. Trump is virtually without any decent options in relation to resolving the opening of the Strait of Hormuz, not surprisingly to anyone older than six. Between his continuous litany of lies in relation to what Iran ‘will do’, as dictated by Trump, the reality is that Trump has no ability to make any of his ‘dictates’ happen.

Iran will decide when the war will end, not Trump. His constant bluster and threats are virtually no different than his ‘tariff’ regime, which he had to walk back like a little boy in elementary school when told by his teacher, “Donnie. Take your desk and go sit in the corner facing the wall.”

Don the Con states that he was working with Iran to end the war. He wasn’t.

Don the Con then gave Iran 48 hours to comply with ‘his’ demands or face ‘Armageddon’. It didn’t happen. Armageddon will supposedly happen sometime in the very near future, sources released yesterday, or tomorrow…

Now Don the Con states that the U.S. is in negotiations with Iran, again on agreeing on terms to end the war. Iran stated they have never talked to Don the Con or his sycophant underlings.

Donald J. Trump, isn’t worth listening to, because as a pathological liar, nothing he says can be taken as the truth. Period. Not such a big deal when he’s lying to get elected. And not so important when he’s lying to his mentally incompetent minions or trying to get a 13 year old girl to take off her undies, but pretty frigging important when you’re talking about starting a war, destroying a country, killing thousands of people, or damaging the world’s economy because you possess all the emotional quotient of Komodo Dragon.

So, what options are left for Don the Con?

Essentially there are about a thirteen ‘get lucky’ options under rumination or the mulling of, —- none of which have even met with consideration on the back of a napkin.

• Claim you whooped those Iranian ‘heathen’, proclaim victory, go home and pretend it never happened.
• Claim your in discussion with the leaders of Iran, even though they state, “Donnie Who? Never talked to the guy.”
• Claim you will protect ships travelling through the Strait of Hormuz, and pray like hell, the first tanker through doesn’t go up in flames.
• Claim that NATO, (who are all cowards, by the way), will send all of their minesweepers to clear the Strait and then in private; first beg, then threaten them to do so, all to no avail.
• Claim that the Strait will ‘open itself’ and tell Christians, “It’ll happen, just like the Red Sea and Moses, —who I am… I really am…”
• Claim, “I’ll bomb Iran into the stone-age,” and then go find an anthropology text to look up what it was.
• Send them a 15 point edict that they must capitulate, or
  “I’ll have to give you five more days before I give you five more days….but you better listen or else…”
• Bomb Cuba into submission.
• Fake a heart attack, and make J.D. Vance the fall guy.
• Broadcast “Melania” on the air waves till Iran surrenders and all agree to become Evangelical Christians
• Move to Tehran as the new “Ayatollah You So”, “Don’t I look regal in my new MooMoo, No Offence India.”
• Move to Canada and run for the Governor of the 51st State.
• Open a restaurant in California called the “Dick Tator”, that serves French Fries shaped like penises.

The Pentagon is trying to decide which one of these options is the most palatable. They have tendered their resignations and voted for the restaurant in California.

Stay tuned for more epileptic seizures and lies from the Great Dick Tator himself.